FoQ My Life.

No. Seriously.

I’ve been staying at Ian’s since you’ve been in the can, bitch. Guess what we’ve been doing, daddy! We’ve been fucking. And I take it. He gives it to me good and hard and I fucking like it…fuck you! I suck his dick! I fucking love it!

Mickey Milkovich, telling off his psychotic prick of a father. (via mary-batman)

You mean, “Mickey Milkovich, finally being Mickey Milkovich.”

itsalphabetpony:

Yes!

This tweet single handedly gave me hope that both Ian and Mickey are going to make it to next season. YES.

itsalphabetpony:

Yes!

This tweet single handedly gave me hope that both Ian and Mickey are going to make it to next season. YES.

I know everyone thinks Mickey’s going back to jail but-

I think there’s going to be a twist and it’ll be Ian getting arrested at the end of the season.

He joined the military—the government has Ian’s fingerprints on file. They didn’t set up him going AWOL for no good reason, it’s going to come back to bite him in the ass some how some way.

It also might not be the worst thing in the world because I think being bipolar is going to be what saves him from federal charges of identity theft/the brig. They might use it as a means of getting him the help he needs so that he’ll be more like himself when they bring him back in season five.

Whatever. I’m prepared for it because it never fucking ends well for these idiots. And who knows, maybe they’ll actually give them a sort of happy ending this season purely because they know we’d never see that coming.

krakenface:

oooh—-baby:

My friends pilot-star and heart-mint have been telling me stories about their friend krakenface, who keeps putting shit in her eyes. This is what I think she probably looks like.

o m   g
BURY ME IN AN UNMARKED GRAVE PLS i am so ghgfdhgfdhg

Oh my god. This is exactly what you looked like when I first met you. So accurate to LIFE!

krakenface:

oooh—-baby:

My friends pilot-star and heart-mint have been telling me stories about their friend krakenface, who keeps putting shit in her eyes. This is what I think she probably looks like.

o m   g

BURY ME IN AN UNMARKED GRAVE PLS i am so ghgfdhgfdhg

Oh my god. This is exactly what you looked like when I first met you. So accurate to LIFE!